When I was 18 years old, I decided I wasn't too old to go trick-or-treating. So I put on a werewolf mask and went out with some younger cousins.
Everything was going fine until we knocked on one door and the ladyWhen I was 18 years old, I decided I wasn't too old to go trick-or-treating. So I put on a werewolf mask and went out with some younger cousins.
Everything was going fine until we knocked on one door and the lady said, "Well, who's that scary-looking fellow under the mask?" Before I could say anything, my little cousin hollered, "THAT'S SAMMY! AND HE'S EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!"
Little smartass! 😂
I got my candy anyway. Looking back, I think the scariest thing about Halloween that year was having a cousin who couldn't keep his mouth shut!
Anybody else ever do something as a kid that still makes you laugh?
Reply by Margie Ola About 16 day(s) ago Sammy, that sounds exactly like something you'd do, even now at your age. And I'm assuming you're a lot older than 18, LOL
Reply by Holly Anders About 16 day(s) ago LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Well done Mr. Lon Chaney Jr II. What you should have said is, "And that's my cousin, with the big mouth."
Reply by Sammy Cannon About 16 day(s) ago Don't worry! This is nothing compared to some of the crazy things I've done to him over the years - Still doing them, in fact.
Reply by Kenneth Cole About 16 day(s) ago When that lady saw you, I'll bet after you left, she had to change her panties.
Reply by MaryKate Barton About 16 day(s) ago If I had been the lady who answered the door, I think I would have had a heart attack.
I went to the grocery store today and the cashier asked me if I wanted to round up my total to help a good cause.
I told her, "Lady, I've been trying to round DOWN my grocery bill for the last three years!"
She laughed. I laughed. Then she told me my total.
I quit laughing. 😂I went to the grocery store today and the cashier asked me if I wanted to round up my total to help a good cause.
I told her, "Lady, I've been trying to round DOWN my grocery bill for the last three years!"
She laughed. I laughed. Then she told me my total.
I quit laughing. 😂
Reply by Jack Robbins About 17 day(s) ago Was she pretty?
Reply by Sammy Cannon About 17 day(s) ago Let me put it this way. I wasn't willing to round up my total for her.
Reply by Kenneth Cole About 17 day(s) ago The least she could have done was tell you the 'good cause'.
Reply by Jack Oden About 17 day(s) ago So!!! I see grocery stores are starting the 'upsell' crap.
Reply by Holly Anders About 17 day(s) ago You could have told her this, "Tell you what! Give me a discount, and I'll contribute to the cause, in YOUR NAME."
I saw a fellow at the grocery store today carrying a watermelon under one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other.
I couldn't help wondering whether he was headed for a romantic evening or a family picnic.
Either way, that man had his priorities straight. 😂🍉💐I saw a fellow at the grocery store today carrying a watermelon under one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other.
I couldn't help wondering whether he was headed for a romantic evening or a family picnic.
Either way, that man had his priorities straight. 😂🍉💐
Reply by Jack Robbins About 18 day(s) ago Sammy!! Great to see you Big Guy!! So, here's the dilemma: We have to find a connection between a bouquet of flowers, and a watermelon. Put another way, we have to find a connection between ROMANCE and HANGING OUT.
Reply by Jack Oden About 18 day(s) ago Here's what the fellow could do next. Make one more stop at the liquor store and get a bottle of Stolichnaya. Then, cut a hole in the watermelon, fill it with the Stolichnaya, and let it sit in the fridge for about an hour. And then, surprise someone with the flowers, and enjoy the watermelon. Could make one hell of an evening.
Reply by Ricky Robbins About 18 day(s) ago Cut the watermelon into heart shapes and add a little chocolate or sparkling wine. One refreshing dessert to share on a romantic picnic.
Reply by Joyce Lovette About 18 day(s) ago Now you're talking! That could be a life changing experience.
Reply by Sammy Cannon About 18 day(s) ago Turn the watermelon into an aphrodisiac.
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